Don’t wanna work in fast food, retail, etc… (or be a stripper)
I was that way too, I never found a job and now I work at a callcenter, LoL. You could always start an online business of sorts, or open an ebay shop? Or find a weird place around town to work, like a dog groomer or here we have a pottery shop where you paint the pottery and they fire it for you…or maybe like a bowling alley or skating rink

work at a tanning place its easy plus you get free tans
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I was that way too, I never found a job and now I work at a callcenter, LoL. You could always start an online business of sorts, or open an ebay shop? Or find a weird place around town to work, like a dog groomer or here we have a pottery shop where you paint the pottery and they fire it for you…or maybe like a bowling alley or skating rink
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